I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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