You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
The beer is more important than you right now.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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