White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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