He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
