covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I could fuck to npr.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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