i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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