That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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