There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she looked like the before picture.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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