If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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