I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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