Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she smelled like a LAN party
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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