Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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