She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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