Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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