Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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