It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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