Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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