This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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