Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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