Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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