Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Dick very happy bro
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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