Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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