He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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