He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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