No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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