We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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