Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Need sex. Gaining weight.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Randomize
