butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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