whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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