The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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