He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
