I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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