You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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