420 ftw
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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