I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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