This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
