ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Couch. On fire.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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