Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Let's get the cat blown out
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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