is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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