we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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