you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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