sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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