I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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