She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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