so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I am available for nakedness
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
