your room smells of hookers.
And success
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
