i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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