Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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