sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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