I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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