yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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