My friends, they love my intelligence
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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