Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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