he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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