That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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