I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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