If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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