The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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