I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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