See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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