OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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